Baerd Unisex T-Shirt
Oh it's gonna make you look good. It's gonna make you look damn good. Classy enough for dancing, subtle enough for restaurants, athletic enough for mountaintops, and comfy enough for sleeping.
Seriously, I wear mine all the time, which is why I have two of them. For some reason it makes me look all triangular and Marvel-y, but when my lady wears it there's a total hourglass thing going on and frankly it's just great.