Yes, I'm quite serious. Here's everything, including:
Baerd Unisex T-shirt
Playing With Myself: Live in Front of People -- Flash Drive
Island Mini Poster
Perfectish: Hour-long Improvised Guitar Sessions -- Flash Drive
Baerd Guardian Poster
A special, even more secret surprise that'll be cool but that you'll also probably get too excited about and inevitably let down by because let's face it that's what our brains are really good at
You earned this. I'm proud of you. And I always will be, so long as you buy this.