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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Policy 

Okay so the great part of shipping things that don't, by a classical or literal definition, "exist" is that it's really administratively simple on our end. That's not really any benefit to you, but hey, you're the one buying emotions. 

Return & Exchange Policy 

Yeah that's probably not gonna happen. We aren't even sure how that would work. 

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